Helmet Hygiene Stickler Prints

Biker: 'Gesundheit!' a female pillion passenger messes up the inside of her helmet from her sneeze

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Hand sanitizer

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'Where's my glove?'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

"Did you wash your hands?"

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

Access Assessments

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

D.I.Y ladder

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"I'm sure it is making work more enjoyable. However, there maybe some liability issues."

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

Health and Safety vs Lawyers.

'There's been an accident down at the plant.'

'For a moment there I thought I wasn't going to find any unsafe conditions at this job site.'

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

"And that's why we wear red suspenders."