Helmet Hygiene Stickler Prints

Biker: 'Gesundheit!' a female pillion passenger messes up the inside of her helmet from her sneeze

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Hand sanitizer

'Where's my glove?'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Did you wash your hands?"

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Access Assessments

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

D.I.Y ladder

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

Transmission of the Coronavirus

'Say, when did you last cut your toenails?'

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Health and Safety vs Lawyers.

"I'm sure it is making work more enjoyable. However, there maybe some liability issues."

'There's been an accident down at the plant.'

'I can assure you our x-ray procedures follow very strict health and safety guidelines.'

Slippery soap while washing your hands

"Careful, these plates are extremely dirty."