Sand Trap Dodger Gifts

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

God in the bunker.

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'You're away, Doc!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"Accursed global warming!"

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

'Talk about rough courses!'

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.