Sand Stander Gifts

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Sunbathers.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Building giant sand pies.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Segregated Beach

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Son burying his dad in sand

Sand Snowmen

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'No surf?'

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Another Victim of Beach Brain

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'