Salmon Farmer In Spirit Gifts

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Civilized Salmon

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Cow outboard engine

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Fish Farm.

"I can't afford to feed you."

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Organ Donor Card

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."