Salmon Farmer In Spirit T-Shirts

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Civilized Salmon

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Cow outboard engine

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

Your Country Needs MOO!

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Fish Farm.

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Organ Donor Card

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.