Sales Virtuoso Gifts

Aggressive Salesman Wanted: 'You're hired!'

Honest Vending

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Sales

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"How are my sales doing?"

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Bring It On!

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

'Well, it seems that Greystoke from sales has canvassed for a new customer!'