Sales Virtuoso Gifts

Aggressive Salesman Wanted: 'You're hired!'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Honest Vending

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Sales

"How are my sales doing?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Bring It On!

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Leonard Cohen

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."