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"Somewhere out there are people who are still gullible. Your job is to find them."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

The Salesman

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

'Dog eat dog.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

Kirsten Johnson

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

Golf lessons

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'