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"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

'So, how was flight school?'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"Effective and CLEAR communication with customers is ESSENTIAL so we're going to practise drilling down to identify core interpersonal information transfer methodologies to accelerate a meaningful dialogue."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

"I hope you don't mind waiting, all the staff are on a 'customer care' course."

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

Buddy believed that successful presentations began with the entrance.

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"

'So, in closing, let's all say with as much sincerity as we can, 'Oh, what a darling kitchen!''

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5

To recap: Last week, Rudy attended the Sadie Cohen's Attitude Adjustment and Rapid Response Training Seminar. In case you missed it, a flashback. Drop and give me 20 highly-personal insults. Drop? You call yourself a lady? No, wait, what? But then magic happened. Drop, and give me … Pipe down, bearded lady. Rudy Shock Jock is in the house!

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

'Did you make any sales?' 'I got two orders: 'get out' and 'stay out!''

"Somewhere out there are people who are still gullible. Your job is to find them."

"Now the first thing you have to do is get a client's attention."

'The ice to Eskimos is very impressive.'

'I'm breaking in a new salesman.'

Of course, in a pinch, it can also be used as a hand sanitizer.

"Where did I learn my aggressive door-to-door sales technique? The School of Hard Knocks."

"If we paint this white, turn it upside down, and hand it from the ceiling, we'll double our sales."

'Good morning, Madam, I represent the last of a dying breed.'