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'It's time for my break. Lenny will take good care of you. Good luck!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

"Perfect."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I need both hands for steering.'