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'It's time for my break. Lenny will take good care of you. Good luck!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Lost around a military base.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Safe Driving.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"Perfect."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Caution, Student Self-Driver