Salary Sceptic Pillows

'Instead of a pay raise, I hold a monthly poker tournament and pay the winner a pittance!'

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'Wagner, if I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'