Bonus Skeptic Pillows

'Such a small bonus.'

Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.

Ex-Banker: Can you spare the price of a cup of tea? Anything else is a bonus.

'Your sense of entitlement is beginning to show.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Wagner, if I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

The company didn't pay a bonus this year

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I guess it's better than no bonus at all.'

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'