Salary Critique Fan Pillows

...I've been sitting grumbling about the size of your salary too.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

Privatized Jails

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

'For those of you who don't wish to know the results of our executives pay...turn away now.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"Wow, we're doing great."

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'We don't believe in treating people like a number. Here, you'll be treated like a slave.'

"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."

What motivates you? Apart from earning enough money to keep me alive?

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

'How do you like the new incentive scheme?'

"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."

'I'm very good at what I do...as long as what I do is being overpaid.'

There comes a moment when you realize that you're not going to get that payrise you've been hoping for.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of an organization advocating the overthrow of the generous executive bonus system in corporations?

"How can a drugstore afford to buy a large insurance company for $69 billion?"

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'