Salami Connoisseur Gifts

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Your lobster was off!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

Feast

"How's the salmon?"