Salami Connoisseur Gifts

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Your lobster was off!

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

Feast

Prawn Cocktail Please