Salad Bars Gifts

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

'We'll both just have the salad bar.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Surprise in the salad bowl

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Diet considerations.'

"More croutons, sir?"

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Ranch Dressing

Free salad bar.

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'