Salad Bars Pillows

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

'We'll both just have the salad bar.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Surprise in the salad bowl

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Diet considerations.'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"More croutons, sir?"

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Ranch Dressing

Free salad bar.

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'