Safety Zone Defender T-Shirts

Death By Mattress

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Days without an incident.

'How long did you try before calling?'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

Safety last.

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

Danger Signs.

"How was your day, dear?"

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

One last question before i take the job.

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"Why did I come in here?"

'We had a fireman come to class today. Do you know what to do if you're ever caught in a burning building? Just stop, drop and roll...'

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

Lockdown Easing

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

Why cartoons have sides.

Door to door salesman sees sign: 'We have everything.'

Pest Control

Risk Management Hut.

Safety wear for the hunted.

Falling from a billboard

'This has been taking up all of my time.'