Comfort Zone Defender T-Shirts

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Middle-Age Superheroes

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Pet a Puppy

American Idle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Surprise!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."