Safety Zone Defender Gifts

Death By Mattress

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Days without an incident.

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

Safety last.

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

Danger Signs.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"How was your day, dear?"

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

One last question before i take the job.

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

"Why did I come in here?"

'We had a fireman come to class today. Do you know what to do if you're ever caught in a burning building? Just stop, drop and roll...'

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

Why cartoons have sides.

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

Pest Control

Door to door salesman sees sign: 'We have everything.'

Lockdown Easing

Risk Management Hut.

Safety wear for the hunted.

Falling from a billboard

'This has been taking up all of my time.'

"By the way, how's that lawsuit against the home insurance company going?"