Safety Scouts Pillows

"How do we know it's really grandma? Maybe it's someone who looks like her. It's called phishing."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Crash Test Dummy Blues

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Scouts made this for me

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'