Safety Scouts Mugs

"How do we know it's really grandma? Maybe it's someone who looks like her. It's called phishing."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."