Outdoor Safety Scout Pillows

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

Impractical Gardener.

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

Alberta on fire

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

Reporter #3: can.

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

Fire Escape - A large flame of Fire trying to escape from two Office Workers chasing it with Fire Extinguisher and Fire Hose in hand.

"I think someone's been tampering with my brakes!"

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

Nurse to impaled patient: 'You the tossed salad accident?'

'It's not safe the way it is. It could fall on someone.'