Safety Saboteur Pillows

Dangerous dinghy...

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Wall Street...

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Big bumpers.

Connected Intersections Challenge

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Laboratory- risk assessor

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

'No, you cannot borrow the car.'

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".