Saboteur-at-heart Pillows

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Optician and the PI.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"The butler did it!"

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

Party games.

'LIAR!'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Meet the Artist

Rabbits $5.

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it