Safety Regulations Humorists Gifts

"This is a hard hat area."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Safety Barriers

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Athlete

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Caution Falling Rocks

Dual Airbags

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

Computer cables as fire ladder.

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

'I took a short cut.'

"No, I don't call it 'sexual harassment'. I call it casual friday!"

'The hook was too dangerous.'

"The finale should be good"

'Silly me - I didn't stand back!'

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'

I brake for EVERYTHING.