Safety Regulations Humorists Gifts

"This is a hard hat area."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Safety Barriers

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

Athlete

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Dual Airbags

Spawn of Satan on board.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'It's a new federal safety regulation. We have to slide a mattress behind you before we hand you your bill.'

Caution Falling Rocks

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

Falling Rock Zone

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'I took a short cut.'

"No, I don't call it 'sexual harassment'. I call it casual friday!"

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

'The hook was too dangerous.'

"The finale should be good"

'Silly me - I didn't stand back!'

No, I don't see any construction, either. Hard hat area.

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'