Safety Conscious Humorists Gifts

'The hook was too dangerous.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Safety Barriers

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Athlete

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

"This is a hard hat area."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Caution Falling Rocks

Dual Airbags

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

Medieval message

"This seems like a bad idea."

'Why do you have safety decals on your mirror, Ma?'

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

'I took a short cut.'

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

Office Safety - Fire Escape Practice.