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'The hook was too dangerous.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Safety Barriers

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Athlete

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"This is a hard hat area."

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

Caution Falling Rocks

Dual Airbags

Spawn of Satan on board.

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

"It almost makes you want to actually look behind you to see what he's so panicked about."

Computer cables as fire ladder.

"This seems like a bad idea."

Falling Rock Zone

Medieval message

'I took a short cut.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

'Why do you have safety decals on your mirror, Ma?'

Office Safety - Fire Escape Practice.