Safety Monitor Pillows

'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

'Better check out what Dr. Figowitz is working on these days.'

"I can't relax. It feels like I'm being watched."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Nuclear waste.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

The hall of bad ideas.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

Wear a helmet

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

The proper way to wear your mask