Safety Magician Gifts

'New normal' family life

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Safety Barriers

Lazy plumber.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Free and Open Source Software.

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

Athlete

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

Caution Falling Rocks

Spawn of Satan on board.

Dual Airbags

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'I took a short cut.'

"High tech genies?"

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Falling Rock Zone

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

Computer cables as fire ladder.

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'