Safety And Risk Management Gifts

Nuclear energy

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

British savings accounts

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'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Man using to much bug spray

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

On the brink.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Baby on board.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."