Safety And Risk Management Pillows

Nuclear energy

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

British savings accounts

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'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man using to much bug spray

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

On the brink.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Failure/Due Diligence

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"