Safecracker Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for a safecracker professional? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items perfect for those specialized in cracking safe codes. From fun mugs to stylish prints, find something that resonates with their expertise and adds a touch of humor to their day.

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"Only thing he can't crack is why is wife would just up and leave."

"Only thing he can't crack is why is wife would just up and leave." mockup

"Only thing he can't crack is why is wife would just up and leave."

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The Computer Bore

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The DaVinci Code

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Barks in code.

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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry." mockup

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

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Computer Science Class 10101010101. mockup

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

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'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.' mockup

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

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'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.' mockup

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

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'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!' mockup

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

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"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack." mockup

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

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'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.' mockup

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

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'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.' mockup

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

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Early Programmers.

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'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.' mockup

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

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'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.' mockup

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

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"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!" mockup

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

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"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?" mockup

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

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"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?" mockup

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

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'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.' mockup

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

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'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.' mockup

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

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It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody. mockup

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.' mockup

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

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'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?' mockup

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

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"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!" mockup

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

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'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!' mockup

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

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If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0 mockup

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

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"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you." mockup

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

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"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!" mockup

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

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Computer Crimes

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery." mockup

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

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Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department. mockup

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

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'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.' mockup

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

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'It looks like our data.'

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'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!' mockup

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

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Safecracker Gifts Collection

Safecracker Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs, perfect for safecrackers who love a good laugh with their morning coffee.

Safecracker Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate the safecracking profession with a humorous and personal touch.

Safecracker Prints

Browse art prints that cleverly depict safecracking, adding personality and humor to any space.

Safecracker T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for safecrackers looking to wear their profession with pride and humor.