Safecracker Fan Gifts

"Try twenty-three left."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Mouse King

"Travel changed me."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Nutcracker going home

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Putin and some Russian hackers

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

We know your e-mail address!

Russian dancers