Firecracker-fans Gifts

"What the hell was that? I was expecting fireworks."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Tired of fetching?'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Fire Backwards.

Mouse King

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

The not so easy rider...

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

Nutcracker going home

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

"Try twenty-three left."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

Russian dancers

Greece on fire

Mouse King with a mask on.

Scarecrow Goalie

Nutcracker Selfie

"Polly wants to blog about crackers."

Safety first - do not store certain items together.

Yeah, you look a little lightheaded.

"I'd thought the battle for your loan was over, but I see you've since suffered some collateral damage."

Sparklers

Basketball is a rollercoaster ride for insects.

Dance of the Mirlitons

'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

"Warning: Read page six before igniting the 'Hose-Head' firecracker."