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Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Cafe Burns.

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Boozing and Cruising

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'