Sacred Text Admirers Gifts

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

"Meet the scribe"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

John Bunyan

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

IMHOtep

Holy Bible

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

Jesus wept

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

'Please hold your applause until I've read all ten.'

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Believe it or not this is the original stack of bibles that I perjured myself on."

Don't forget to make a back up copy!

God to Adam: 'Pull my finger.'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

Express Mountain - 10 Commandments or Less

'We're gonna skip the theatrics today and get right into the Word ...'

'So, read any good book lately?'

"The Bible does not say that!... And if it does, it's taken out of context!... And if it isn't, it's just a metaphor!... And if it's not, it's not a big deal!... And if it is, then that's just how things were done back then!... And if... er... shut up

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."

"If you don't stop quoting scripture at me, Reverend, you will go to hell."

'I don't trust this hotel's manager. We better go back to the manager we saw a little while ago.'

"If you used a smaller font they would all fit on one tablet."