Sack Specialist Gifts

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'You only caught one?'

You shut up! No! You shut up! No! You shut up! No!

'We've got to think about our lending policy for small businesses... Like my tailor!'

'We can't keep calling time out and meeting on the mound. Eventually the ump is going to get suspicious...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'All right Billy, until your 'staccato' touch improves, we'll be having our piano lessons here at the stove.'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

Folding Bike.

Brunette girlfriend " I quite like your beard. You are only half as ugly now."

'Is this your first sack race?'

'Not being able to blink used to be a problem.'

Let's revisit Atlas' punishment

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

'Need any help with packing?'

'How did you guess? Of course it's rented!'

"What happened to you?"

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

I frame all yours, JB.

Gorilla cheating in the sack race.

'We need to work on that slice of yours.'

"You would like to report a medical emergence and you have an artificial hip joint, two artificial knee joints, a pacemaker and a metal plate in your head? Well, then please call the breakdown service, sir."

'Watch your fingers.'

Sack Race Cheat.