Sack Race Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Sack Race Cheat.

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I win!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Grim reaper ambulance

A man with a rake on a desert island

"On your mark! Get set!"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The relay race

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Cars at the drive in.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

A number of runners run through police tape.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!