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Ballsiest Left Turn Attempt Awards.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

American Football.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Punishment for the kicker.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

The rat race

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

Pecking order spats take their toll.

Football Blockers.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."