Rush Hour Renegade Pillows

"When you rushed off to work this morning and I said to stop and smell the flowers, I didn't mean on I-80 during rush hour!"

Late again.

Car traffic

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Ready for a run!

Music Freak.

Time's running out for Africa

The Bland Leading the Bland

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Daddy, will you read me my Twitter feed?"

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

The bus home.

'I play it to kill time.'

"Well, I finally did it - I told my boss you said he should go to hell."

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Cluster Catastrophe

Urban transport and speeding accidents

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Learn-to-dance pants.

Model Village