Rush Hour Warrior Pillows

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

Schadenfreude

'What's your big hurry? They're stacked up at the fish ladder anyway!'

"I have room for one ladies' size 4, or a very supple 6."

Finish Line

'You made it! How did you get past all that traffic?'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

Time Out For Teddy

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

International House of Paperwork

State of Work...State of Marriage

"I'm binge working tonight."