Rush Hour Survivor Pillows

'Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?'

23 St. or bust.

'He doubleparked next to me. In other words, I FELT CORNERED!'

The bus home.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

Monday Morning

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Running Latte

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Late again.

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'He likes to beat the five o'clock rush...he always leaves at noon.'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Elf-Help Group

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

Espresso Lanes

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."