Rush Hour Survivor Mugs

'Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?'

23 St. or bust.

'He doubleparked next to me. In other words, I FELT CORNERED!'

The bus home.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

Monday Morning

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Jungle Taxi

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Running Latte

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Late again.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Espresso Lanes

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Elf-Help Group

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"