Morning Rush Survivor Mugs

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

'We were really running late this morning. All we had time for was a slice of orange juice.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Back to work...

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Broken Alarm Clock.

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

You have the worst spring breath.

Running Latte

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"Dang it."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

Alarm clock.

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'Was the class too early for you?'

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'