Rush Hour Mugs

Urban transport and speeding accidents

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Beers

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

The Reaper's Arms

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Jungle Taxi

Running Latte

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Another Martoonie?"

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"You want your olive?"

Pint

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "