Rush Hour Warriors Mugs

King Commute - Return to work after Covid 19

Behind the 8 Ball

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The modern generation!

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"You've bust your hump."

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

The bus home.

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

Late again.

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

"He's been working on that project non-stop."

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

"He retired at an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

Work/Life Balance.

"Have you considered not going home at night? Just think of the travel savings.."

"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."