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Behind the 8 Ball

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

The modern generation!

Jungle Taxi

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"You've bust your hump."

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

Late again.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

The bus home.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

"He's been working on that project non-stop."

"He retired at an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

Work/Life Balance.

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'