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The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

15 Second Grocery Delivery

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Dog Crossing

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Infinity Tavern

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Running Latte

"They grow up so fast."

Next Round Indicator

Jungle Taxi

Family traits.

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

A Transformer for grownups

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

In and Out Box

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Happy Hour 5-6. Your "Happy Hour" stinks� And, it's too short!