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Running Latte

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

So Far So Good

1,572 Performances.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Big Newspaper Delivery

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Good Morning Britain

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Good coffee."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

Hello Luv, I'm running a bit late can you bring me up some shampoo,

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

'Wednesday wave.'

Bad Hair Day

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."