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"You'll be late for work, hurry up and smoke your breakfast!"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

1,572 Performances.

So Far So Good

Running Latte

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Do you want toast with that?'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Good Morning Britain

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Good coffee."

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

Hello Luv, I'm running a bit late can you bring me up some shampoo,

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

Off to work.

'Wednesday wave.'

Bad Hair Day

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."