Rush Hour Specialist Mugs

"I told you it was too soon to ride the subway."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Late again.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

The bus home.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'He likes to beat the five o'clock rush...he always leaves at noon.'

'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

'Looks like Dolson had one more energy drink for the road again.'

"OK, now the chef suggests you eat faster."

"Eddie, my favourite rep - you've got three minutes."

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

Behind the 8 Ball

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'

'He doubleparked next to me. In other words, I FELT CORNERED!'

15 Second Grocery Delivery

23 St. or bust.

'You made it! How did you get past all that traffic?'

"When you rushed off to work this morning and I said to stop and smell the flowers, I didn't mean on I-80 during rush hour!"

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

'I had to pick this week to give up coffee.'

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

'Crossing the road is quite easy actually: Just wait until peak hour when the traffic is hardly moving...'

Finish Line

Car traffic

AA officer putting AA battery into woman's electric car.

Ballsiest Left Turn Attempt Awards.

'Can you hang on a sec - I'm on the phone.'

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."